A WOEFULLY AUTOMATIC ADVENTURE

Ale & Other Poor Decisions

OSWALD · LVL 10.0 / 42 insight
Waking up…
THE TRAVELLEROF DUBIOUS PURPOSE
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Oswald Vetch

Brewer · Wanderer · Temporarily misplaced

Condition
Philosophically damp
Coping power
5.2
Idle menace
0.0/s
Things coped with
0
POCKET INVENTORY

1 dented tankard, half a map, someone else’s left boot.

AN OBSTACLE, EMOTIONALLY

Mourncap the Overqualified

Hostile fungus · very articulate
LVL 2

“It says your life lacks direction. Annoyingly, it has a point.”

COMPOSURE OF THE THREAT34 / 34

NO RELIABLE SCALE

The increasingly unhelpful map

1 / 5 discovered
FOREST ACQUAINTANCES

Nobody likes you yet. Give it time.

RECENTLY, IN THE WOODS

Happenings

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  1. NOW

    A mushroom criticised your posture. Hostilities began.

  2. 01

    You wake under a tree with a tankard, no map, and one firm suspicion: north has moved.